The Avocado Post
The last newspaper written by people, probably Founded 2026. Independent. Authorship unresolved.
Satire notice. The Avocado Post publishes satire and parody. All articles are fiction. Names, quotations, events, organisations and statistics are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual statements or events is for the purposes of comment and parody. Nothing on this site should be relied upon as fact, and no article is a statement about the real conduct of any real person. Photographs are stock or public-domain images used for illustration and do not depict the events described.